-"I need a volunteer..."
-"Hold this..."
-"Check out what I summoned!!!" *opens a box*
-(While speaking with a recently evoked demon) "... so I says to Mabel, I
says..."
-"And I command you to ... good lord! He's not wearing any trousers!"
-"Psst! What’s my line?"
-"damn, forgot the holy water... ill be right back"
-(shouting over noise) "THIS is precisely why I ALWAYS keep a fire
extinguisher
handy during demon evocations!!!"
-"Uh, my bad"
-I need help.... grab one of your swords
-"This needs more 'oomph!' ...Everyone, drop your pants!"
-"Now that didn't sound good"
-“Sorry man, but as a word of advice, I wouldn't go inside your house
anymore."
-"...So to make a long story short, I'm not speaking to Kutulu anymore and I
need
a new rug..."
-"Ok, here’s how it goes, you put on the wedding dress while I dig up the
popes corpse,
upon doing so you draw the circle while I prepare to Evoke Jesus during
which I will put
his spirit into the corpse at which point I will then marry the two of you,
any questions?"
-"Now get back here you little sh . . ..”
-*Comes sprinting from his sanctum and out the front door*
"shitshitshitshitshit...."
-"You didn't just eat that did you?!?"
-"Oh Crap!!...What? Oh nothing, nothing... we should be going now. No really
it's Nothing,
would you just get in the damn car!"
-"Hello, 911? Yes, I’m having a bit of a problem..."
-"The elder god didn't handle the summoning so well, so long story short:
We're having
octopus for dinner tonight."
-"I command you to stop and leave this place in the name of
Ye...Yez...Yeh...WHERE DID
I PUT THAT BOOK??!!!???"
-"Ok so that went really wrong, but I’m not finished..."
-"Oh don't worry, I'm sure that it won't stay around forever."
-"Nonono, that burning sensation means that it's working... What? I dunno..
do a banishing
or... something."
-"I'm a chaote, what's your excuse?"
Saddly I've actually said some of these or a close phase...um, it always
works out in the end.
Kind of -well for me it has- it wasn't my house so technically it worked
out.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, Study Hard, Be Evil!
